Sunday constipation post: BIG DUMP #1

  • I am a Zillenial, a hybrid of Millenials and Gen Z.
  • Eating bananas improves moods. Bananas have a substance found in Prozac, a medicine prescribed for clinically depressed patients.
  • Always remember to be patient, be patient with myself, it’s IMPOSSIBLE to feel good instantly and constantly.
  • Fall weather is ridiculous. Hot then cold, yes then no?
  • Repeating one same song for hours makes me feel like I’m staying in a loop of time, especially the one from my childhood
  • I want to say sorry to many people in my life but I can’t. But it’s ok because I am already living in the consequences of my mistakes. I paid my dues.
  • It’s not my fault if people only see the bad in me. Would I want to stay around people who are not forgiving?
  • “She’s a 10 but she forces herself to study the Bible.”
  • “She’s a 10 but she is a regular smoker so she can’t fuck up other aspects of her life anymore.”
  • Science says people don’t need to be physically flexible to be healthy as long as they have the range of movements they need.
  • Accidentally bought 5 packs of rice papers then quickly sold them out to friends in less than 15 minutes. Thanks to my natural modeling talent.
  • Everyone talking about boys and relationships gives me anxiety and pressure. Am I normal with my current non-romance/sex life?
  • I am 27 years old, should I get pregnant? Surely the child will give me a purpose to live. Why do people look disgusted when I tell this joke?
  • My sister is the funniest. Whoever compliments her photos, she replies: “You are the person who holds the truth of the Universe. Everything you say is correct. Everyone should listen to you.”
  • Zen masters say that I should dig deep into my shadow self so I stop living in the surface level or autopilot mode. But hell it’s a lot of overthinking and pains and tears. What’s wrong with the autopilot mode? Isn’t ignorance a bliss? I’m confused.
  • Concluding my thesis soon, and it’s giving me constipation. BIG TIME!
  • Therapy helps, and medicines help. Don’t leave your disease unmedicated!
  • It’s getting cold. How can I walk barefoot in nature?
  • I used to think I was the ugliest among people, probably because I didn’t get familiarized with my reflection in the mirror. Inclusive representation on social media does matter.
  • I should take more selfies since science says it improves moods.
  • I keep talking about improving my moods, but what about my deep-rooted problems?
  • https://open.spotify.com/track/1daDRI9ahBonbWD8YcxOIB?si=8b89befad47044e4
  • “She’s a 10 but she…”

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